readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

askaceattorney:

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(Original letter)

Dear Shadow,

He was very quiet at first.

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I think he was just shy, so I tried talking to him about some things.  Sometimes he wouldn’t know what to say, which is strange because he’s supposed to be very smart.

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Eventually he taught me how to fold an origami crane.  He is a good teacher and I’m getting very good at it now.

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Did you know if you fold 1000, your wish will come true?  I know what I’m wishing for!

-Pearl Fey

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

fakeanimesubtitles:

neon genesis evangelion with the bee movie subtitles is an experience

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